In Christmas Spirit, lol for the guys

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 0:34:46

Thaught guys might get a kick out of this lol :P

7 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
7: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
6: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
5: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

Post 2 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 0:38:08

lmfao Janele, that's relaly cute, lol :P

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 1:30:07

LOL this is cute.

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 4:03:45

haha. lol. thanks

Post 5 by TheAsianInvasion (The Zone's invader) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 7:25:32

lmao Janelle.

Post 6 by Striker (Consider your self warned, i'm creative and offensive like handicap porn.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 10:43:47

good one. lmao

Post 7 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 10:47:53

Short but funny. lol!

Post 8 by CSection (Out standing in my field.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 11:04:36

And here's three reasons why christmas trees are better than men.
It may have a little prick, but at least it's got more than one.
When your sick of it's balls hanging about on display, you can just take them down without worrying about facing criminal charges.
And, the tree doesn't complain if you only get it erect once a year.
Lol, i've got too much time on my hands.

Post 9 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 14:29:02

LMFAO cam!

Post 10 by Texas Shawn (The cute, cuddley, little furr ball) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 16:34:21

lol

Post 11 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 17:06:44

rofl.

Post 12 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 17:27:34

Omg rofl Janelle, thats a good one. Where did u find it?

Post 13 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 18:40:35

LOL Cam

Post 14 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 05-Dec-2008 18:58:22

lol nice ones, jennile and cam.

Post 15 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Monday, 08-Dec-2008 8:47:15

hahahaha, both very funny!

Post 16 by The Sensible Millennial (I'll stop correcting you when you stop being wrong.) on Friday, 12-Dec-2008 10:01:06

Wait, what? You mean to tell me those aren't screams of joy I hear when I toss girls in the back of the truck?

Post 17 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 31-Dec-2008 10:40:04

Lmao! That's too true. Huuuuge hugs!
But you still need a sheet under it to collect the mess. lol!

Post 18 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 02-Jan-2009 20:19:56

lol good one.